Stop Romanticizing Stolen Dick

You can’t be one of those girls who blames the wife for forcing the husband to cheat.
~ Lorelai





Warning: this is VERY angry. I am very angry. Also, there are a number of people this could be directed to. It’s not towards any one person. Besides, an affair is an affair is an affair. The more the “couple” says that they’re different, the more the stories and excuses read like a textbook of Adultery for Dummies, aka, y’all say the SAME thing.

Also, I’m getting some comments about women cheating too – oh I know! Sad. But I wanted to focus on blaming the wife, specifically. Personally, if I’d gone through 18 months of pregnancy and two childbirths for a dude and I heard his girlfriend blaming ME? Oh HELL no. So but yes, women cheat too, I know that.

Before I begin, I will say one more thing. A person’s relationship is that person’s responsibility. The whole vilifying of the other woman while the guy gets off scot-free is misogynistic. But you know what else is misogynistic? Blaming the wife for your inability to keep your legs closed.

What the fuck, “ladies?”

I mean, are we really that hateful towards each other at the core? That somehow we not only justify sticking a spoken-for dick in ourselves, but we can actually manage to blame HIS WIFE???

I cannot tell you the number of times this year alone that I’ve heard someone blame a “man’s” wife for his cheating.

“She’s a bitch.” (Still his wife.)

“She doesn’t understand him.” (Still his wife.)

“They never have sex anymore.” (Yeah, keep using that word – “never.” It’s comforting isn’t it? Sucker.)

“The marriage is over.” (Nice try, watch the video.)


Maybe she’s a bitch because she’s born him two children and he’s fucking another “woman.”

Maybe she doesn’t understand him because rather than man up and fix the relationship, he pussies away to a woman who can “understand” him all the fuck she wants; she doesn’t have to live with a cheater..

Maybe they never have sex because HE IS A LIAR WHO FUCKS OTHER WOMEN. But again, why exactly do you believe him when he says he never has sex with his wife anymore? How do you know? “I just know.” No you don’t.


“LADIES!” SERIOUSLY! DO YOU HEAR YOURSELVES?????

Where is the compassion? Where is the love? The nurturing, our stereotypical good qualities that make us loving in relationships in the first place?

I could go on all day, and I would but I will get too angry, so I’m going to stop. All I will say is this:

“Men” who are cheating on your wives. You are fucking around with life and karma in a major way, and it WILL catch up to you. Also, if you have kids, where the HELL is your respect? You deserve to lose all rights to your children. Oh MAN, if I had kids with a guy and he cheated on me, that would be exactly the time I unleash my pack-of-wolves lawyers, because you can best believe that woman who thought his cheating “was my fault” would NOT be raising my kids, no way, no how.

Women who are helping him cheat. He will do it to you.

Yes he will.

Yes. He will.


I’m out. Watch the video though, I normally don’t tell you that, but it’s uber-relevant here. Listen to his textbook answers, and mostly listen to what Lorelai says starting at 3:40.





















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