Not This Again!

My Darling Fellow Long Islanders.


It is December. Granted, winter does not officially begin until the 21st, but for all intents and purposes, it's winter. I'd say look at all the Christmas lights, but they've been up since August, so instead: witness the absence of Indian corn and leaf garland.

Because it is winter time.

That means it might snow.

OKAY??? It's not like "Amends" in "Buffy," where yes, snow in southern California = unexpected.

We are in New York.

Every. Single. Year. It snows. So please! Please. I'm not talking about it any more as like, a topic of urgent conversation. At a certain point, if you are still shocked beyond belief by the snow, well, pull out a map. Look at where you live. The Northeastern United States? Well that is where the snow happens, often times. Deal with it or don't, but for heaven's sake, can we stop acting like frogs are falling from the sky?

Thank you so much.



Sincerely,
Judi


P.S. If you can't drive like a human being in the snow, then don't drive. Or I will shoot your tires with a B.B. gun so you are no longer a danger to society.









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