Real World, Fake Points

+ 2 pts. - Tyler, for using the word "egregious."

+ 2 pts. - Tyler, for cracking me up: "I chose to throw a drink at him" (As you do).

- 2 pts. - Tyler, out of principle, for past offenses of smug irritatingness.

+ 2 pts. - Svetlana, for knowing she's hot enough to not have to always dress cheesy when she goes out. Cute top! (Dress?)

- 2 pts. - John, for his weird painter hat/frat boy tank top ensemble at the diner.

- 5 pts. - Zach, for the overall filth but most importantly the STUPID TILTED HAT.

+ 7 pts. - Me, for finally remembering who is John and who is Zach.

- 25 pts. - Me, for finally remembering who is John and who is Zach.

+ 3 pts. - Zach, for flying under John's perpetually drunk radar to hide his perpetual stonededness.

- 34 pts. - Paula, for literally pouting, then crying at the bar because guys are paying more attention to Svetlana. Holy crap.

- 70 pts. - Paula, for admitting on national television that her ex beat her up, but now having him in her number one spot on her Myspace page.

- 89 pts. - Me, for knowing that.

- 100 pts. - Keith, Paula's ex/bf, for being a cowardly douchebag.

- 1,000 pts. - Any guy who's ever hit a girl.

- 500 pts. - Me, for getting too serious in my "Real World" fake points blog.

+ 20 pts. - Lindsey Lohan, for weirdly managing to look 12, then 16, then 18, then 20, then 42, then all of a sudden 17.

- 12 pts. - Fallout Boy dude, like...WHAT? Why is he wearing a little doll sweater?

+ 3 pts. - The gate, for being shaped like a boat. I think.

- 4 pts. - John, for continuing with the hat.

- 20 pts. - Paula, for being * that girl * at the party who you go to smoke a cigarette with -- not realizing -- and then totally tells you everything that's ever happened to her, ever, that could fill up 20 Lifetime movies, and you can't tell if she's lying, but you try really hard to love her, but it's like talking to a brick wall, and you have to wait for a dude to come around with the potential of paying sexual attention to her so she finally lets you go do things like remember what it's like to laugh.