Monday, March 27, 2006

The Gauntlet II


Ha ha -- so I'm watching "The Gauntlet" (I know), and it's Derrick up in the gauntlet as captain, and it is AWESOME because...

...it's between Timmy and David to go against him, and David is all prancing around with his abs like he just bought his brand new ab suit like Travis Barker wore in that movie or commercial or whatever he did when he wasn't doing his Boost Mobile stint and exactly WHY is he still considered a musician, is it just 'cause of the mohawk? But so David's all, "Yo yo I wax my chest and look at this six pack...

...and meanwhile Timmy's all cool, just like, "dude, just let me go into the gauntlet, since I don't need the money so much, seeing as I almost qualify for AARP"...

...and Derrick is breaking furniture...

...and Katie is CRYING ...

...and TJ walks in and is like, "Erm...how am I supposed to not laugh at this?"...

...and Mark (Marc?), who is apparently too studly to go to the gauntlet, starts pitching the whiniest hissy fit in the world about how Dave and Timmy just need to be men...

...and I REALLY REALLY hate myself for watching this dreck, but at the same time actually feel extremely bad for Derrick, 'cause he may be crazy like an under five from "Full Metal Jacket," but he really did work his ass off, winning multiple gauntlets and also dealing with Blockhead Brad, only to lose at the very end. That sucks.

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