An AIM Tale

(Screen names have been changed to protect the innocent.)

Dan: So listen to this

Dan: i went to the deli and the line was stupid long so i was like screw this and went to quiznos

Judi: ANOTHER GREAT STORY!!!!

Dan: while i am waiting on line the lady in front of me asks me about my car

Dan: she is very friendly and is like do you like the vibe is it comfy yada yada yada. I wanted one but my husband out voted me and we ended up with a camry yada yada.

Dan: And i am trying not to come off like i really don't want to talk to anyone and am humoring her conversation until she orders her sandwich and i order mine

Judi: did you tell her it was named Rator

Judi: ok

Dan: then while we are waiting for the toasting she turns to me and says "so would you like to go on a date with my daughter?"

Judi: :-o

Judi: :-D

Judi: awesome!

Judi: did you say, "only if she's JUST LIKE YOU bamp chicka bamp bamp?"

Dan: at which point I have a hard time hiding the look of shock on my face. when she pretends she is just kidding "not really, i am just half kidding" she says

Judi: she likkkkkkked youuuuuuuu

Judi: :-*

Judi: it's just like that mtv show!

Judi: date my mom!

Judi: no i'm not kidding.

Judi: so what did you say

Dan: Now i am unable to formulate words at this point but she continues about how her daughter would kill her if she was here, and plays it off because she obviously thinks she has freaked me out.

Dan: and i am just kidding back without committing to anything short of that okay go away strange lady tone.

Dan: and while i am paying i can see her on her cell phone out of the corner of my eye and when she hangs up she jokingly says "she is actually on her way here now, so don't tell her i said anything or she will hate me and move out."

Dan: so i proceeded to wolf down my sandwich and get out of there before she actually did show up.

Judi: hahahahahah oh MAN!!!!!!!!!!!

Judi: you should have stayed.

Dan: I was so in shock that it actually was happening that i couldn't think of anything, it just made my lunch awkward

Judi: hahahah

Dan: the sentence "my fiancee might mind if i did" in response to the date question formulated but never actually made it to the table because she was talking too fast

Judi: hahahah

Judi: that's amazing

Dan: now isn't that story much better than my lunch story earlier... this is why i am not allowed to go to lunch alone. mothers of three hit on me, and that is just not right.

Judi: can i make this conversation into a blog?

Dan: sure as long as you agree to protect my identity

Judi: really? okay!!!

Dan: you can title it. "i got hit on by a mother of three whilst i waited for my chicken carbonarra"

Judi: No.

Dan: :(