How Not To Get Laid: A Scene From 2004

The Setup: Me falling asleep on one couch, at a friend's. Guy who lost me at "I only listen to jam bands" on the other.

Silence.

Guy: Do you want to come over here?

Me: No.

Guy: ...

Me:...

Guy: I don't want to have sex, I just want to cuddle.

Me: (!!!)

Me: That's okay.

Me: (trying not to laugh)

Not one minute later: Guy leaves house.