Random Thoughts While Watching "Lost" Without Seeing The Last 5 Episodes

1. Jack shaved? They still have razors?

2. Damn, if Sawyer didn't get even more beautiful.

3. Where's Charlie?

4. How did they get a sewer on the island? Am I accidentally watching "Angel?"

5. Wow, I totally dreamed about this dirt hole. If someone lights a gasoline fire, my mind will be blown. Oh! Heh.

6. I love Locke.

7. Oh my God, do I love Locke.

8. I love Old Locke and New Locke.

9. Hi, Peg! "Helen?" But I thought...never mind.

10. Awww, Locke is crying! Me too!

11. Where is Charlie???

12. Is that Tom Everett Scott in an Olive Garden commercial?

13. No, it's the little kid from "Big" and "Living Dolls."

14. But wait, he had more freckles.

15. Ohhh, it's Marty from "Gilmore Girls." I miss you, Marty!

16. Now they have movies on the island? Is this gonna be like "Survivor," where each season gets more luxurious? Is Home Depot gonna stop by and build them a ski lodge?

17. Katie Sagal looks damn good.

18. Oh my God.
Sawyer: We're about to be the best thing that ever happened to you.
Me: (Shivers)

19. I am pretty sure I dated Locke's dad. Like, several times.

20. Hi, Hurley! Hi, Sayid! Do you know where Charlie is?

21. Well, hello, pantry of food! Welcome to Season Two, where--never mind, Sawyer's back.

22. Man, I hate that Jack is such a prick, but it's almost worth it to see the awesome Matthew Fox have his Fleeting Moments of Vulnerability.

23. Aww, Jack and Locke = Jack and His Dad: A New Hope.

24. OMG, HI CHARLIE IN THE PREVIEWS!!! Glad you're not dead!

25. Jin's speaking English...WTF!

26. Whoever has had Disc 6 of "Lost" out of Blockbuster for the past two weeks, RETURN IT RIGHT NOW!

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